Eggplants of Whimsy

mutantred:

YOUR3 W3LCOM3

i just realized i’ve never really drawn anything awfully cliché so here goes

obisham:

docter-who:

obisham:

I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay

My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire 

The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It

Now She’s ENGAGED To It

It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit

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squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

lithiumstardust:

vaginalbleeding:

slimnasim:

artmonia:

Incredible Shadow Art Created From Junk by Tim Noble & Sue Webster.

Amazing

ARE THOSE DILDOS

Those are definitely dildos

2boys1cup:

true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so fucking confused

breathofbrine:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING